ponedeljek, 27. junij 2011

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Narrator: Grandpoppy Ralph had told her that babies were deliberate and found by dads at the bottom of their beer.

Mary: Where do babies come from in America? Do they come from cola cans? In Australia they are found in beer glasses.

Max: Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes. So this is where babies come from in America.

Now you know!

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